Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
did this person break up their own relationship
current mood: oprah running on hot coals
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.