PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
So I finally cracked open my Princess Diaries special edition dvd, and immediately went to the bloopers, as you do, and decided that the internet needed even more reasons to love Julie Andrews. You’re welcome.
Jon Snow - The Windmill Specialist
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
i hate being a girl.
- we get our period monthly and it hurts and it makes us feel uneasy.
- we get sore after sex while guys dont
- when we’re pregnant we’ll be suffering for 9 MONTHS
- we need loads of clothes
- we need shoes
- make up stuff
- nail polish
- WHEN GUYS JUST NEED A TUX AND SOME TIES!!
- AND THEY DONT HAVE TO ALWAYS SUFFER
- IM MAD!!!
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me