sonicpinballparty:

booksandbeers:

Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


August 27thvia and source with 348,886 notes

August 27thvia and with 177,241 notes

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms


August 27thvia and source with 296,427 notes

fallontonight:

ICYMI: Check out Part 1 and Part 2 of Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels’ interview! 


August 27thvia and with 2,763 notes

poesdaughter:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

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August 27thvia and source with 159,141 notes

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants


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August 26thvia and source with 433,762 notes

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


August 26thvia and source with 636,919 notes

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship


August 26thvia and source with 165,969 notes

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


August 26thvia and source with 184,796 notes

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper


August 26thvia and source with 479,790 notes

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me


August 26thvia and source with 266,409 notes

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.


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